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#0 Ryan Dowdy
La Cabra
A 2026
Business
Wissahickon, PA
Cooked
Many eons ago, it was prophesied in Dowdy’s “rule book” that the fourth horseman of En Sabah Nur would emerge from the V in DMV. Hailing from “The A,” as he calls it, Owen “O2” “Five-Six” “LP” “Corn Dog” “Low-key” “Gaj” Hall was born with Uniqlo sweatpants on. O2 has many skills: throwing. He’ll be the first to tell you he’s not very fast and not very yoked, but man can he throw. On the field, you can find him ripping straight schmeat; huge schmeater; zone schmeater. When you think about Sabah’s four horsemen (Ez, Morey, Gaj, O2), you likely thought of O2 on accident. But after Florida, the prophecy was fulfilled. He unlocked the ability “takeover” which offsets his 90 second plank max and his passive level 1.5 killer instinct. One time, he found insane ball knowledge and became the second player ever to unlock the primary fire “two-handed backhand.” Off the field, he has two pairs of shoes and wears his sandals in the winter. He shaves exactly once per year and still has bed head at 9pm practice. He’s an accomplished amateur bowler. He’s as sweet as Grandma’s cookies. He larps low IQ by saying Dowdy has wabi sabi. He’s the best Codenames teammate you could ever ask for. What more is there to know. This year he’s wearing number zero because of his second favorite All-Time Wizards legend, Gilbert Arenas. Next year I’m wearing number zero because of my second favorite All-Time Sabah legend, Owen Hall.
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